Why Tampa Rocks

1. Tampa has the best football team in the world, THE Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The only NFC team to win a Super Bowl this millenium.
2. They have awesome weather.
3. And model/teachers sleep with their students. I am not trying to make light of the fact that Debra Lafave is a sexual predator, just the same as the mustached dude in the park wearing a trenchcoat with evil on his mind and a candy bar in his pocket. They can claim insanity as a defense, but I think they would be opening a Pandora's box for chickenhawks and their weasely lawyers. The main point, regardless of whom she lured back to her townhouse of ignominy, is she was a model SLASH teacher. I do not remember any model/teachers from any level of schooling. I had plenty of alcoholic/teachers or leftist Communist/teachers, but no model/teachers. Mary Kay LeTourneau was the first one of these cases to come to light in the mid- 1990's. I thought even back then she had a certain girl-next-door quality to her, but nothing like Ms. Lafave. When I saw her pictures on CNN I just kept saying, "Oh my God!" It was the only response that seemed appropriate for how smoking she was. Even her mugshot is kind of sexy, however I do have a tiny mugshot fetish. (I blame it on Jen Capriati.) I guess the point is, she is going to get off. Hot women get away with murder. If they get 7 men on that jury, she is free to molest with a Micheal Jackson-like abandon.