Remember this season...

Just try to think about those less fortunate than you this season. People like me. I don't have much. But I do have my family. And, I do have my friends. I have a midget friend, an albino friend and a friend who thinks Star Trek is real. When we go out on the town people call us "The Unfuckables". However, I think this guy has a spot in our clique.

Modern Era...

Mike Ditka couldn't win a game in the Modern Era is his life depended on it. Also, did anyone see the Bears game this weekend? They let a 36-year old fatass asthmatic run all over like a German over a Frenchman. How do bears suck that hard with all sharp teeth? Hmm, could this be why the Bears suck?

Tookie Monster

Am I the only person that thinks that Tookie looks like Ashford? I guess that should be looked like Ashford.

Sorry Mom!

So, Angry Fatty dropped this lil' gem about Brokeback Mountain. I am GLAAD (get it) he told me what that movies was really about. I thought for a minute when he was talkin' about a movies with the term "brokeback" in it, it was from his days of working in gay porn. Maybe I am a bit dumb, because I also, thought The Bear was another of B!'s earlier films.

Going all Rawls dog on a bitch...

You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do
You'll never find, no matter where you search
Someone who cares about you the way I do

Whoa, I'm not braggin' on myself, baby
But I'm the one who loves you
And there's no one else, no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh one else

You'll never find, it'll take the end of all time
Someone to understand you like I do
You'll never find the rhythm, the rhyme
All the magic we shared, just us two

Whoa, I'm not tryin' to make you stay, baby
But I know some how, some day, some way
You are (you're gonna miss my lovin')
You're gonna miss my lovin' (you're gonna miss my lovin')
You're gonna miss my lovin' (you're gonna miss my lovin')
You're gonna miss, you're gonna miss my lo-o-ove

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh (you're gonna miss my lovin')
Late in the midnight hour, baby (you're gonna miss my lovin')
When it's cold outside (you're gonna miss my lovin')
You're gonna miss, you're gonna miss my lo-o-ove

You'll never find another love like mine
Someone who needs you like I do
You'll never see what you've found in me
You'll keep searching and searching your whole life through
Whoa, I don't wish you no bad luck, baby
But there's no ifs and buts or maybes

You're gonna, You're gonna miss (miss my lovin')
You're gonna miss my lovin' (you're gonna miss my lovin')
I know you're gonna my lovin' (you're gonna miss my lovin')
You're gonna miss, you're gonna miss my lo-o-ove

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh (you're gonna miss my lovin')
Late in the midnight hour, baby (you're gonna miss my lovin')
When it gets real cold outside (you're gonna miss my lovin')
I know, I know that you are gonna miss my lo-o-ove

Let me tell you that you're gonna miss my lovin'
Yes you will, baby (you're gonna miss my lovin')
When I'm long gon
I know, I know, I know that you are gonna miss

The AIDS

Today is world's AIDS Day. I don't know what that means. I guess, we are all supposed to get AIDS today or something. I also like "AIDS Awareness Day". WTF is that supposed to mean? I am aware that AIDS be out there. Do I need to dedicate a whole day to that? Should I sit around my apartment and think "AIDS is out there" and deny myself food, water and toilet because they will cause me to depart from my being aware of AIDS? Well, while Bono and all the non-third world nation celebrate AIDS, I present this lil' nugget. Look at it. Now, if you are not laughing, then the government might want to impose "FUN Awareness Day".