Tuesday, January 09, 2007

I am already tired...

...of hearing this stuff. It has been less than eight hours and I know I will hear this for 15 years. Big Mac didn't get the nod to go to Cooperstown. SHOCKING! He'll get in. Mark it (what a delicious pun). I don't understand this stigma of steroids in baseball. Shawn Merriman did them. Julius Peppers did them. Hell, Todd sauerkraut, a PUNTER, did them. And yet we hold them up to a different standard then Big Mac, Sosa, and Bonds. [NOTE: Dislike Bonds causes he is a dick, not because he does steroids.] Can someone please answer me on this? It makes no sense. Baseball did not outlaw steroids. So, these guys were doing nothing wrong. It is the same as the spitball or Ty Cobb stomping a handicapped fan. Well, maybe no that. Why is there a double standard? Oh, just so know one forgets, NBA players cannot test positive for cocaine or steroids, but can still smoke trees. That makes sense, too.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Remember that time I caught you masturbating to the "Bash Brothers" poster? I didn't think much of it at the time, I just chalked it up to puberty. But in retrospect I think it may have been a sign. Mark McGuire isn't that good, and will never get into the hall of fame.

Anonymous said...

I wasn't masturbating. My penis and hand were fighting.

Anonymous said...

Well, by the looks of it your hand won. Your penis was crying milky tears after that fight.

Anonymous said...

And then, in the upset of upsets, Ol' Lefty won the unprecedented second battle of the afternoon.