"Shiquita, what you doing?"
"Looking at books. What you think I'm slipping"
*ring*
"Who this? Tell 'er to call Spanky's mama and them. She know."
"What you got them books for."
"Reading."
"For reals"
"Don't make me get loud at this li-berry."
I can't make this stuff up.
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Why are you snooping on my basketball team's study hall at the library?
Some of your comrades were making fun of your MySpace page on the radio tonight. Better lay down the law, show them younguns who runs shit around there.
Also, I'm really glad you've gone two whole posts without posting some homoerotic pictures. That's gotta be a record around here. Like if I got two posts w/out mentioning zombies or something.
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