On the Aisle with Rochester

So, I rented Babel the other night. It was all right and I really wanted to do a post about it. I sat down with a notepad and started writing notes on it, because my brain, well, she no work so good. I decided that the notes are the best way to show how the movie was for me. Also, there are spoilers in the notes, just so you know:

• Great another movies starting with an Arab buying a gun. Way to be original.
• A Mexican house keeper taking care of some rich dude kids. I am starting to see a crappy trend in the movie.
• A deaf Japanese girl. Shit, how long until Sean Penn playing a retard shows up?
• Oh, the kids are mean to the deaf Japanese girl and SNAP! DID SHE JUST FLASH HER STUUF?! SNAP! SHE DID IT AGAIN!
• Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett are having couples problems. You know what would help guys? Cate Blanchett should show her stuff.
  
• I wonder what the Japanese girl is doing when Brad Pitt or that Mexican housekeeper is on screen. Does she think about me?
  
• Oh, look whose back. The deaf Japanese girl. I wonder if she'll YUP! SHE JUST FLASHED IT AGAIN! I am moving to Japan.
  

(Then I fall asleep for an hour.)

• I wake up just in time for the deaf Japanese girl to throwing herself naked at some dude. AMAZING!

I slept through half of it, but with graphic nudity I give it two and half stars out of four.