Thanks for Nothing:

Thing I am thankful for:

• Miller High Life
• A bottle of George Dickel is still under $10
• Homeless people who have dogs
• the fact I will never own a cat, so I don't have to worry about them suffocating me in my sleep.
• Finally sneaking onto the Dean's List at age 26.
• White girls with black girls' asses (Whuddup, Truck)
• Carolina sucking through an entire basketball season
• The weather getting cold enough to make muther fuckers take off the flip-flops and put on some sneakers
• My (2-9-1) flag football team, BALCO Bartokomous.
• the fact I am gonna burn Tonsafun for at least three scores on the day after Thanksgiving flag football game.
• THE North Carolina State University football team underachieving, again.
• Tampa Bay Bucs being tied for 1st in the NFC South
• The safety in football
• Kelly Monaco
• My maroon adidas track pants
  
• Annie posting that picture of Matt riding a horse. I still laugh at that.
• Truck's boo's muscle
• The police report from when Truck gave her boo a black eye for not mixing her drink right when she came home from work. Who doesn't know the "Truck Special"? Champange and Ovaltine.
• Mine and AH!'s on going struggle with acceptance of our bodies.
  
• AH! is fatter than me.