What the hell are you talking about, Matt? Star Wars: Episode III was awful. It was like the movie was written by a third grader from an inner city school. And that third grader is illiterate. Oh, and doesn't talk to people, because he is afraid the words that come out of his mouth will be made fun of. It was just that bad. The chemistry between Hayden Christensen, who plays Anakin/Vader, and Natalie Portman, who plays Padame, was just not there. What's a matter, Lucas? Did you spend all your cast money on Samuel Jackson and Frank Oz? Or did you waste it on buying more computers to make the movie for you? I am sure James Vander Biek or Ryan Phillipe were available. That Christensen kid cannot act, and definitely cannot carry one of the biggest film series of all time. Then, to make matters worse when they finally get Vader all suited up, they ruin him, by making him walk like fvcking Frakenstein. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
And another thing, Christopher Lee played Count Dooku. I was upset, because that guy is working double time on the nerd circuit. He was also Saruman the White in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. He must be up to his eyeballs in nerd 'tang. Overall, George Lucas served up three steaming piles and took home a big ol' check. Satan can have his soul now. However, General Grievous did kick ass. And for the Sports Nerd out there, Axel Dench played one of the wookies.
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and the son, and the holy spirit, amen.
Whatevs, Annie. You didn't even see it, I'll bet.
no i didn't see anything but the online leaks with my sci-fi loving mom, but that doesn't make christensen a good actor or the first two (which thanks to you i did see) any better movies.
are you picking a fight with me on someone else's blog, mattie ?
bad form, dude.
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