Love in the Key of Me

Today marks a full year of Wake County Militia on the web. In celebration of me being all up in this shit I decided to look back at the year that was. I am giving a handful of my favorite posts and you can vote on which one you like the best. That will win the prestigious Post of the Year!

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So vote away!

I lied...

...here is a little self promotion. March 6th, clear it!

A Blog Break...

I know I am about as dependable as Annie when it comes to blogging, but this time I am giving you all a heads up. I need to take sometime away from the 'sphere. I'll be back, but I don't think it'll be anytime within a week. Just givin' the crew a heads up.

G's down Hoes up?

Walking to class this afternoon I saw the coolest thing. Two white chicks in a Nissan Altima dumping out the middle of a blunt to put in some green. They didn't even look like homegirls, but they were blasting "Milkshake" andhad the windows rolled down. I pointed at the girls and she tossed up a peace sign as they drove off. Best moment of my life.

A New Hot Spot...

...and I am not talking about the one in Truck's pants. I went to "Underground" last night after Duke stumbled over Carowhina. It is situated under "Charlie Goodnights" and next to Central Prison. AWESOME LOCATION! But here is what rules about it:

• $4 Pithcer of PBR for Beer Pong!
  
• $1 domestice bottles!
• More ladies there than dudes!

So, Sorry Morrie. I am spending my Tuesday there.

C. Monks....

...has stil go it.

Fire in the Disco!

...these people go 0 to riot in 2.5 seconds. I am not scared, I am just impressed. I tried to organize an unruly mob after a questionable Marmaduke strip. I could only get like three dudes, and one of them really wasn't into it. He was just there because the other dude was his ride. Sucked.

Sweetin my Coffee

So I am sure most people have heard this by now. I am kind of uspet. While your everyday television pedophiles (i.e. Matt) were all up on Mary-Kate and Ashley, I was the one who was convince that Jodie would turn out to be the hottest. I think, I was right.

• Since kicking her addiction, Sweetin says she now hopes to get back into acting.
  "I want to make movies, TV series, wherever the career takes me," she said. "I really hope this isn't the last people hear of me. In fact, I would like to make this a footnote in my career, not the end."

I am willing to bet softcore porn is in her future. Does any one remember Dana Plato? She wound up in a movie called Different Strokes. Believe it or not, I saw it. And it was pretty raunchy, too. I really don't want to think about poor Jodie Sweetin in a movie called Full House. That could be real nasty. Oh, wait! Yes, I do!

Did someone say hump day?

Pronounced with an ump day!