Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Something for the ladies...

How to Get in Touch with Your Feminine Side:
  1. Go to a comfortable place.
  2. Disconnect from all distractions.
  3. Turn off the lights.
  4. Light a candle.
  5. Find your feminine side.
  6. Are you touching it?
  7. Oh yeah, that's it. Keep on touching it.
  8. That's nice.
  9. Keeping on touching it, touch it like you know it.

2 comments:

annie said...

rochester, now that we have the militia to know what men are thinking, women don't ever have to read the boys bathroom walls again.

Anonymous said...

I'm stuck, what do I do after step 9?