Thursday, August 25, 2005

Radio Killed the Video Star...

As of 9 AM (EST) Friday, Rochester is back on the radio! I cannot wait to make sweet sweet love to all of my dozens of listeners earholes. You can listen to me at you office or home personal computer thanks to this. You can also send request via this Al Gore invention called the internet. So please do. And in honor of my return to the radio I will randomly quote the Ol' Dirty Bastard:
  • My beats are slammin from the rugged programming
    My man Bob Marley hey my man I'm Jammin
    You could never touch the stamina, while I'm rammin the
    Hip-hop crowd makes me rrrah rrrah rrrah
    Other MC's got flipped with the ease
    Beggin me for burnt cigar, stop the music please
    No, cause I'm a PRO, rap to the conVO
    Make a crowd say HOE, at a strip SHOW
    Represent, my name is Ason, keep calm
    Rhyme's too smoky, funky like a stink bomb
    Boom! Blowin up niggaz better than pullin the trigger
    So you betta run for covah!
    Niggaz better loosen they ass, felt the glass
    A forty ounce bottle, yo yo yo yo money yo pass!
    Woooh-woooh-woooh! I sweat it live
    MC gonna live God? No, the nigga die
    The max-imum of MC's are populating
    The min-imum of those MC's are dominating
    Now all and together now, to what what who?
    Rhymes come stinky like a girl's poo-poo!

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