TV is my only true friend...

...and it is betraying me on a daily basis. I was watching E! last night when Howard Stern should've been on they had on their new reality TV show called "Kill Reality". The jest of it is they are making a slasher movie with reality TV "personalities". I only know the people from the Real World and one chick from Survivor. I caught the show right at the moment when Jenna Lewis, the one girls I know from Survivor, is having a really tough time with a scene they requires nudity. That's when it all hit me. The internet has been good for two things, eBay and all its awesome shoes, and porn. I remember hearing about a sex tape she had leaked to the 'net. Now, the question is, "Are you really having a hard time doing this scene, Jenna?" She didn't seem to have a hard time having oral sex and spitting its result at the camera on that tape. So, I guess my point is this. If you name your kid Jenna, she is going to be on film somewhere doing something degrading. So, keep you eyes peeled, Matt. She (check out the bra!) could be next.