Try new Duff Dry...

Let me preface this by saying I did not watch any of the VMAs last night. I did, however, catch Hillary Duff's pan-face on it though. She looked about as healthy as Lin-Lo did, not very. I want to say she had a glow about her, but she just looked all around greasy. Now, I sweat. But, I am a 200 lbs. man. She is a 87 lbs. girl wearing next to nothing with makeup people to tend to her every glissen. What is going on Hollywood?! Also, Matt, her music has a strong pull to National Socialism. Deal with it, and join my campaign to rid the world of these people!