Candy Reign

So, I had the worse candy ever yesterday, The Nerd Rope. Essentially it is Nerds covering a tasteless gummie rope. I would not have had a problem if the rope had any flavor or excessive sugar to it what so ever. Instead, it was a food colored gummie rope, without any flavor. It was like chewing Nerd with a rubber band inside of them. I was debating between that and the world's almost perfect candy bar, Chunky. I was kicking myself for the rest of the afternoon about that one. Chunky, for those of you not in the know, is a hunk of milk chocolate with peanuts and raisins hidden perfectly within. It is almost perfect, because it has not followed the industry norm of king-sizes. Chunky is a lot like sex, you have it and like two or three minutes later you want it again. Now if that put out a king-sized Chunky, it would be like sex with a big girl. You get it all king-sized and two or three days later you want it again. (READ: Big girls rock!) It make sense. What is your perfect candy?