Wisconsin-Our Canadian Spies...

Everyone who has a pulse saw the bankshot heard round the world yesterday. As Julius Hodge lifted THE North Carolina State University Wolfpack to the Sweet 16 for the first time in 16 years. As I watched the game with Clancy Strangelove, we both commented on how fat Ed Nelson has gotten. The guy was ACC Rookie of the Year, and now he looks like Sloth from Goonies. I think he misunderstood the NCAA when they told him to sit-out a year. I truly believe he sat for an entire year. Going to class on a Rascal. Pushing the fridge close to his bed, so his supply of Pepperidge Farm's summer sausages are in close reach. Look at him from his Georgia Tech days, to, well yesterday. He done blown-up. Now the Wolfpack turns their eyes to the Wuss-consin Badgers. I really don't know much about the team, but I have been to Madison. So, I am going to talk sheet about the U. W. campus and Madison today.

1. It is an isthmus between two big ass lakes. An isthmus is when God cannot decide on if he should turn the town into a island to keep all the azzholes on it, or to sink it into the bottom of Lake Mendota.
2. It is cold in Madison. A warm day in January is when only the lakes only freeze 3 feet deep. The cold weather is for the best however because Barry Alvarez's fatass would like still be sweating at roughly 20 below. And, the cold weather keeps the smell down.
3. Two people of note from Madison: Ed Gein and Tyne Daly. Spooky.
4. They are freakishly close to Canada, our half-French neighbors to the north. I think they are spying on us for the Canucks.
5. There is a small population of Dutch nationals living there. Can you really trust that?

I am just kidding, because I liked my weekend in Mad City. They drink lots of beer, eat lots of cheese and are trying to cryogenetically freezing their entire population, but the Wolfpack will show no mercy Friday are 7:27. I predict, Wolfpack-54 Badgers-46.