The Over-Under on the Over-Under

Firetruck and Creepy Serial Killer are going on the town tonight. And if you are like me you love gambling. On ANYTHING! I once bet on a youth soccer game. I have one of those personalities. Well, here are the odds of the goings on in tonight's date:

• Creepy Serial Killer scores - 1,000,000:1
• Creepy Serial Killer tells his mama that he did - 1:3
• Creepy Serial Killer starts the date with a high five - 2:3
• Creepy Serial Killer gets drunk - 25:1
• AH drops from the rafters of the restaurant when his split leg gives out, because he is too fat to do shit from "Splinter Cell" - 45:1
• Firetruck end the date because Creepy Serial Killer refuses to let her win at darts - 1:100
• The dude who gets darts thrown at his hand show up at the restaurant and begs Truck to stab his hand with a fork - 200:1
• Creepy Serial Killer accidentally brushes the back of his hand against Truck's massive cans, but tells all his buddies (aka his mama) that he got to second base - 19:1
• Rochester stays home and cries at "Remember the Titans" while drinking a warm 18-pack of Natural Light - 4:5
• Creepy Serial Killer goes to get money during the date and the phrase "Kiss Big Daddy's rings 'fore I have to get my brand new Gucci loafers up yo' ass" is uttered - 20:1
• Instead of flowers and candy, Creepy Serial Killer shows up with a 6 month-old copy of "Bear" magazine and a cheese danish in a hankercheif - 49:2
• Truck tells Creepy Serial Killer about her unnatural relationship with three men in the blog-o-sphere and Creepy Serial Killer responds with "Kink-kay!" - 54:3
• Creepy Serial Killer takes Truck to Lake Gaston to look at his 24-foot Grady-White, to which Truck responds "This is not the kind of motorboat I was looking for" - 39:2
• At some point in the evening Creepy Serial Killer will ask Truck, "Who wants a 5-o'clock shadow ride?" - 2:1
• Creepy Serial Killer picks Truck up in a Chevy Van - 3:1
• Creepy Serial Killer will reminisce about that kick ass Chevy Van he had in high school - 2:3
• Creepy Serial Killer was in high school in 1978 - Even
• The date ends with a kisses - 400:1
• The date ends with Creepy Serial Killer looking down in Truck saying "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose, again. It does this whenever its told." - 1:250

What else am I missing?