- Wife (AH!'s wife) is a lot of fun.
- I do not know why I didn't notice this the first time we met. Maybe it was because she was sittin' with her chest against the bar (as usual), but Firetruck got some big ol' boobies. I bet there is a "motorboat" somewhere in their future, too. And I doubt it will be from the 40 year-old darts aficionado, who was all up on her.
- Annie is awesome because she bought my first rounds of beers.
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Quick Friday Night Notes:
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Don't know? Watch "Wedding Crashers". Or better yet:
John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? [makes sputtering motorboat noise] You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
Hilarious!
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