Friday, June 10, 2005
You Got Peanut Butter on My Chocolate...
No, you got chocolate in my peanut butter. WHO CARES? Two great tastes that taste great together. Why am I quoting Robbie Benson from a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup commercial? Because my boy, the J-Biz, asked me which of my New Year's Eve drink creations I liked the best. This is quite a conundrum, because if you mixed Alize and Mountain Dew: Code Red together I would think it is good because alcohol is in it. Wait a minute, I bet that is good! I'll call it "Fire in the Hole" Lord, why have you given me these powers of mixology? They both have their merits. The Orange Genuis (equal parts Orange Juice, Capt. Morgan's Spiced Rum and Seven-Up over ice) and the Milwaukee Mimosa (same as a Mimosa, but you use the Champange of Beers, High Life, instead of faggy French champange) have the same quality to them. They will get you drunk. However, the Milwaukee Mimosa was created as a punch line to a joke, which does not take away from its awesomeness, while the Orange Genuis was created because my friend, Big Series, and I have A.D.D. and wanted to get drunk faster. So, in a barroom brawl in my liver, the Orange Genuis wins, but just narrowly.
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8 comments:
Orange Juice and Hife Life? How gross is that. The Orange Genius, is just that....Genuis. There is no way it is a close contest.
i vote milwaukee mimosa.
just gross enough to be a great idea.
ah! b! great idea!
pibber wins over high life every time.
You guys must be yankees....
Annie-AH!
NO ONE COMES TO MY BLOG AND BAD MOUTH HIGH LIF! NO ONE!
Pibber is so 2004. 2005 is the year of the High Life. Everybody knows that.
(Side note: What up, Booby.)
sorry dudes, no disrespect to the inventor but pibber is timeless.
OJ and Beer is a Brass Monkey.
High Life and Tang is a Milwaukee Mimosa. Like a liquid creamsicle.
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