The Sweet Release of Death...

Up until I dominated my Philosophy test today, I was thinking about ending it all. I decided against it, because Hillary Duff has a new movie out. And if the Wake County Militia doesn't have a picket line outside of the theater, then who will? I had a moral obligation. However, the question arose, "How would you kill yourself?" This place gave me a few ideas. I'll just save the day I do a Cadbury Surprise, until I am 73 and have a cat with leftist tendencies, named Chairman Meow.